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That doesn’t do much for the extreme difficulty spike between the first level and the second, but there is time to adjust that as well. The controls are strange, but it’s likely on purpose, to increase the wackiness. The game does crash quite a bit… Which made recording at any length a bit frustrating. Almost everything can be broken or flung across the room via wonky physics, with delightful results! There is only one puzzle, “How can I become toast?”, but the answers are multiple, and as creative as you care to make them. Once bread is no longer edible, it’s dead. You also must stay off the floor, and away from gross stuff like trash and dishwater, as it will deplete your edibility bar. Poppycock! I say find the nearest blow-dryer and just do what comes most natural. Some lowly peons will tell you to use a toaster. Once you’ve mastered your abilities, you must complete the mission of getting toasted. It’s jazzy and quick and it makes my wall-crawling bread feel like he’s truly on the most dramatic adventure of his life. Once you finally stop nudging your bread along like Granny Gumgums, the music starts to click. It sounds so simple, but much pain went into perfecting its execution… I’d say it was almost an hour before I became the ninja-bread man I never knew I longed to be. Q,W,E,R (Or LT/LB RT/LB) are each assigned to a corner of your slice, pressing that button will cause the bread to grab, then you can fling yourself around using your mouse or control stick. The first thing you’ll probably notice when you get into the game is the strange controls. Now it’s finally time to pinch your inner loaf… Or something like that. You’ve been a goat, a deer, a gorilla, a farmer, a prisoner, a spaceman, and a rock. Made by Bossa Studios, it’s not a far throw from Surgeon Simulator, except that it features a wonderfully huge open world to explore, rather than just some dude’s chest cavity. The music is spot on, and the controls can take a lot of getting used to, but are completely fair. The story is hysterical, told via psychiatrist statements about a man with rooms in his house being destroyed, and swearing that bread can move. I Am Bread has become the supreme frontrunner of the latter category in my book.
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There’s a simulator for everything you ever wanted to be, as well as games for a couple things you had no idea you wanted to be. Zero-G: Literally bread in space! Make studious use of your bread boosters as you manoeuvre across environments with no gravity, avoiding all the floating hazards this entails in Zero-G mode.įree-play: Explore the world and play as any of the bread types you have unlocked, having crumby fun in your own sweet time.Simulator games are in their hayday to be sure. Rampage: Cause as much destruction as possible throughout the house as you smash everything in sight as (possibly) angry baguette.
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Can you find all the pieces before you crack up?īagel Race: Satisfy your taste for speed and bagels as you race across the checkpoints in each level and complete the tracks in the fastest possible time. Ĭheese Hunt: Realise the destiny of crisp-bread as you hunt down pieces of cheese to smother yourself in. Is Bob going mad, or has a slice of bread really come to life? You may even have met Bob before, he’s the passive patient from Surgeon Simulator and this explores the story of his downfall that leads him to the operating table.
the unsuspecting owner: from the kitchen, through the house, to the lounge, and then venture outside into the garden and beyond. Oh, and did we mention bread goes into space too?Įmbark on an epic journey to become toast! Take on all hazards to deliciousness as you embark on your adventure throughout the home of Bob. Additional game modes and other types of bread will cater for all tastes! Set speed records racing across the levels as a bagel realise your destiny as crispbread in cheese hunt mode relieve your stress as the baguette and smash everything in sight in rampage mode. In addition to the deepest story ever seen in a videogame, about a slice of bread, there are a wealth of baked options to sink your teeth into. This bread will be boldly going where no other bread has gone before. Take the intrepid, crumby adventurer on a journey from his natural confines of the kitchen, through the home of an unsuspecting owner and into the outside world. I am Bread is the epic story of a slice of breads journey to become toast!įrom the creators of Surgeon Simulator comes an adventure with a hero like no other! I am Bread is the epic story of a slice of breads journey to become toast. Languages : English-French-Italian-German-Spanish-Portuguese-Russian
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